Ex-Rt. Hon. Prime Monster Anthony Lionel Blair MP
Hail President Blair! Former benevolent dictator to some, international warlord to others, it’s our imperious leader captured in convivial mood at an informal Downing Street drinks party arranged to celebrate the launch of New Labour’s ‘Cool Britannia 2′ initiative.
As a limp ‘rebranding’ of the Nineties charm offensive that saw the toothsome one swept into power on a wave of canapes and dadrock, many of today’s most important movers and shakers are set to be involved, with the appointment of Sadie Frost as Minister for Self-Importance, a shake up of big-lipped publicity-chefs spearheaded by Jamie Oliver and a groundbreaking foreign policy review involving the conversion of the whole of Wales into a giant fuck-off American war-base in exchange for a lifetime guaranteed incarceration and torture in Guantanamo Bay for the entire cast of Hollyoaks.