jagger
Submitted by celebrityportraits on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 13:19.
A shining beacon of endurance to coffin dodging greed merchants the world over, Mick just keeps on rocking year after year, tour after tour, largely due to a pioneering operation to replace his entire musculatory system with elastic performed by Dr. Hook in 1979, a procedure so successful and potentially lucrative that Jagger bought the exclusive rights and has hoarded them in his underground tightwad vault ever since, alongside the cure for syphillis, the secret entrance to the lost city of Atlantis and the ark of the Covenant.
