john travolta
Here he comes, shuffling across the dancefloor like a pissed-up uncle at a wedding, It’s Eighties turkey magnet John Travolta. Finally back in the limelight having shed 24 stone following a workout programme involving up to 8 hours of intense disco-scientology a day, our charming portrait features the great man typically enthused at a script meeting for his much-hyped and long awaited $500m blockbuster sequel to comically poor sci-fi shit-shower Battlefield Earth.
Amazingly, it sees Travolta reviving his pet ill-advised vanity project as well as reprising the role of evil alien overlord Terl, who this time returns to Earth to battle Ben Affleck, who plays an arsehole.