lindsay lohan
Oops! Lohan was caught snacking at the wheel in the ‘fall’ of 2007 after smashing her top of the range Chevy Pink Cadillac into the rear bumper of a hard-up Hollywood-dwelling artist, who it was rumoured, had been spotted on numerous occasions furiously sketching a nude Lohan from a secret hidey hole in her luxurious walk-in bathroom.
After a tense stand-off came to an end at a local service station where a crazed Lohan was said to have devoured a entire month’s stock of an unnamed spherical breadcrumb convenience food right in front of terrified staff, she was brought in for questioning where our artist captured this moving rendition of the fallen child star at her lowest ebb – which you can now own at a bargain price as a handy conversation starter at your next dinner party, bar-mitzvah or ritual sacrifice.